Of Summer and Dachas

They normally go together in Russia, and are eagerly looked forward to once the sun is out again towards the end of spring; the countryside, barbecuing, lounging on river banks or the lakeside, orchards, vegetable gardens, fresh produce, and generally good weather symbolizing a break from the harsh, long winters. The chosen destination this time was Kolomna – not to a dacha, but as if it were.

The article I’d read about the town rated it very highly. As a matter of fact, it is in competition with other towns for the Russia10 award with its Kremlin as an emblematic monument. It was established a few decades after Moscow had been, making them contemporaries. Boasting a well-kept Kremlin, the confluence of three rivers and easy access from Moscow, by car or public transport. The forecast announced not only rain, but thunderstorms. All the same, I decided to take a chance. I am not one of the fortunate ones with a dacha to go to, but that never stopped anyone from going on a day trip outside the city. 

It would be a nice way to spend Sunday, I thought to myself, and refuel me for the week of hard work ahead. And so it was that I talked a colleague into going with me to explore another one of Russia’s finest. We had decided to take a bus in and play the return by ear. The end of the southernmost tip of the purple line on the metro leads to the station from where the buses depart to Kolomna as well as a range of other destinations. We were early enough to make it for the 09.25, and all had gone smoothly until we decided on a visit to the ladies room before we embarked on the almost two-hour journey.

It stands to reason that people on a commute, or a long bus journey for that matter, might have the urge to relieve themselves, and facilities for those needs would be provided at the bus station. We were wrong. At times like this, I am happy when my travelling companion is Russian, so it doesn't sound as if I am making a judgment from a from a foreign perspective. No toilets at the bus station, or at any of the snack bars or restaurants in the vicinity either. A few blue and green stand-alone boxes with a 25-ruble charge were available for that - non-flushable toilets. I caught a whiff, to put it mildly, of the stench from about a few few feet away of the closed boxes - a play of the two hours ahead on the bus in my mind did not look bright.

The dark interior, ominous-looking bar we had avoided as we walked up and down both pavements was the only place left to try. Mustering confidence, we marched in and headed for the counter encased behind a glass wall. That should suggest something, in a bar. I confidently asked for a can of Red Bull. My request was not honored. The lady offered me something I didn't want instead. I then asked if there were any toilets - no need beating about the bush any more. She said they did, but wasn't sure if security would let us in. She then suggested we buy something, even if it was only juice. I gladly paid the equivalent of four dollars for the miniature, snack-size box of juice to use the facility. My travel companion went in first and came out with a look conveying a sense of foreboding. Either way, I had no choice. When I finally went in, the look I'd seen confirmed my suspicion, and not only because it was a hole to squat in. Done. At least, I could wash it all off my hands and relax on the trip to Kolomna.

The driver, the attendant, the passengers, all secured in their seats, we pulled out and hit the highway. And with that, the on-board movie; a Russian comedy about country dwellers raising and training cows, not bulls, to compete in a race, came on to keep us all quiet till our destination. It was a nice drive along roads flanked by fully-leafed trees which a few weeks ago were completely bare, covered in snow, and sometimes icicles. The further out we drove, the more peaceful it felt. It was definitely a cure to drain all the city built-up tension in the muscles, which living in Moscow definitely contributes to accumulating. I now have no doubt why Muscovites leave the city in droves on Friday.

The smooth ride through placid, pastoral scenery, past dachas, along rivers, over bridges connecting small towns, and the anticipation of discovering a new jewel would have been enough for me to ignore the movie had it not been for the loud, deafening, obstreperous snoring from the woman, no less, two seats behind. I had initially thought it was the man behind me. I turned back to say something only to find him wide awake, but the woman behind him had her head thrown back, mouth wide open, feeling at home. A cartoon picture would depict her with upper case ZZZZZZZZZs bursting out of her orifices. I saw the attendant walk up on two occasions during which there was a momentary lull in the snoring. I may be wrong, but that seemed to be her occupation on the bus as I saw her do nothing else except ask as where we were getting off. Our doubt as to which stop, since it was our first trip to Kolmna, did not in any way prompt her to offer any help. 

I sat, half enjoying the scenery with occasional glances at the screen, disturbed by the obnoxious snoring.

The wall of the big, brown brick fortress surrounded by a moat welcomed us into the city after about an hour and the half on the bus. The trip had taken shorter because there hadn't been any traffic. Inevitably, we got off at the wrong stop for the Kremlin, but being a small city, retracing our steps posed no difficulty. Walking on the main road, I spotted a few stalls in an alley and suggested we walk through. It turned out to be a market. A morning walk through stalls of colorful produce and fruit was what I needed to start the morning. I bought some grapes and cherries and was grateful I wasn't ripped off. The market stretched to the main road with a tram station where we made a loop back to where we’d started.  

Just then we needed to get out our umbrellas. Throughout the day, it spat and drizzled on and off, but it was never hard enough to seek shelter.

We stopped at a famous American fast food chain on the way to the Memorial Park to use a clean bathroom and have some coffee. As we walked through the city, I could not cease to be surprised by how clean it was. It was definitely cleaner than Moscow. It was also surprising not to see any of the fluff from poplar trees floating around getting in one’s eyes, nose and mouth, into rooms needing to be vacuumed and dusted more than regularly. In Moscow, it is inevitable to feel overwhelmed by fighting it off as these unwelcome members of nature invade the environment getting in your eyes or any possible open orifice. Not having to fight the fluff was certainly an added bonus to the trip.

We walked past Kolomna Hotel to the Memorial Park with well-kempt lawns as could be seen all over the city, monuments in memory of victims from the different wars and even to those who succumbed to the disaster of the Chernobyl nuclear plant in 1986. It was probably too early for families to come out for walks and kids to play. Aside from us, there was just another woman pushing a stroller along the very quiet and peaceful paths. The serenity would have been perfect were it not for a couple who had chosen a bench in this peaceful place to make up after what sounded like a serious row. The man’s pleadings echoed through the quiet park, “But do you love me? But do you really love? Well, then tell me you love me and you have forgiven me.” 

She seemed hesitant to do so and kept feeding him evasive messages. This song and dance went on throughout our walk. They were there when we got into the park and still were when we left.

We stopped by the gigantic monument to the Unknown Soldier in the form of a head with a hard hat on, raised on a long platform of concrete slabs with the eternal flame burning. A row of busts on columns, each with the name of a war hero and significant dates, lined another walkway. An orthodox church under renovation was also enclosed on the grounds, and of course Lenin with his right arm raised in salute to the people, all surrounded by healthy leafy trees. I could have sat there all day, but the Kremlin awaited.

The people of Kolomna hold their Soviet era in very high esteem as we saw on the walk back to the Kremlin.

We were received with a warm welcome of paintings and a photography exhibition. A permanent triptych shows Dimitry Donskoi, the Russian knight (1350-1389), leading his army on a beautiful white horse, people by the road in the countryside in Kolomna, through which he led his army, displaying their beloved icons, and the Battle of Kulikovo (1380) during which the Russians defeated the Mamai Hordes. Churches, a convent, statues to commemorate the patron saints of Russian literacy, Kiril and Mefodi, several restored buildings and the confluence of the rivers all make up the beauty of the Kremlin where I could have spent all day sitting on the benches in the clean, calm areas provided for recreation. 

Leaving Kolomna, its Kremlin and Memorial Park in exchange for the din and grime back in Moscow was a difficult choice, but alas, it had to be done. In order to enjoy more of what this tranquil, monument-filled city had to offer we chose to walk to the train station with enough time to get the 17 something back to Kazanskiy Vokzal.

It proved to be a very worthwhile, pleasant, relaxing walk, but once out of the center, the scenery was slightly little different, as is usually the case. The main thoroughfare is October Revolution Street from where the Kremlin’s remaining towers – Kolomenskaya, Granitovaya and Yamskaya are easily visible. We walked towards the station along streets with names like Leo Tolstoy, Veterinary and a few back alleys which looked nothing like the areas surrounding the memorial park and the Kremlin where we'd been. I got gawked at for looking different, people would draw their neighbor's attention to look at the “rarity” passing by. On more than one occasion my travel companion asked if I was comfortable walking in those neighborhoods. “Why wouldn’t I be?” I asked. 

Finally, we made it to the train station only to find out that the number 5 tram and number 1 bus which had passed us a few times were making their way there as well. I wouldn't have missed the back roads scenery for anything in the world.

We got on the noisy, suburban train after a short wait. On our way back to Moscow, the train passed by several of the places where I would rather be than on the train. There were woods with families sitting out enjoying the fresh air and cooler temperatures I'm sure the houses did not provide. Barbecues were up and running with hungry faces waiting for their chow. A very bucolic, serene and jovial atmosphere accompanied us on the ride till the train made a stop at Bykovo, snapping me out of my colorful, relaxing reverie – a story I’ll tell on another occasion. 

After I’d recovered from that memory, I managed to get myself back in the serene mood I wanted for the rest of the journey till Moscow. People got on and off the train. The closer we got to Moscow, the more cellphones were in use to contact loved-one about their imminent arrival, where they currently were on the rails, when and where to meet, how the day had gone… they couldn't wait to meet to let it all out. Finally we pulled in at the station, everybody rushed off as if someone had shouted “fire, fire!” and joining the never- decreasing hordes in Moscow, I made my way back to my apartment.